Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I looked at my own cervix.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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