I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
