Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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