hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
