If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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