I bet he comes in French.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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