party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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