And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you told grandpa to call you daddy
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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