Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
