even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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