We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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