i don't like sucking hair
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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