If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
