You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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