Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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