Midget sex pt 2 tonight
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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