Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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