Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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