I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I could fuck to npr.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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