Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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