Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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