I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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