Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
