do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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