We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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