Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
