Me too!
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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