I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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