trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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