he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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