So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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