i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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