people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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