Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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