Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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