Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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