It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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