It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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