Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
