Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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