Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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