The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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