check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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