I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
