This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Enjoy the penises
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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