White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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