once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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