Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He uses pillows to masturbate.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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