You're completely useless in the revolution.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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