her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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