Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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